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Sometimes you have to just let the karma fix it, because if you fix it, you’re going to jail.

Sometimes you have to…

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “Damn... We’re fucked up”.

A good friend…

I give just enough fucks to stay employed and out of jail. No more, no less.

I give just enough…

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control, and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Lord, Grant me the serenity…

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.

Sometimes I have to tell myself…

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?

Ever just look at someone…

If it’s the thought that counts then I should probably be in jail.

If it’s the thought that counts…