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Jail

I give just enough fucks to stay employed and out of jail. No more, no less.

I give just enough…

Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control, and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Lord, Grant me the serenity…

Sometimes I have to tell myself it’s just not worth the jail time.

Sometimes I have to tell myself…

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?

Ever just look at someone…

If it’s the thought that counts then I should probably be in jail.

If it’s the thought that counts…