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I live my life between "Jesus take the wheel" and "motherfucker, try me".

I live my life between…

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Remember…

Mom says: "Alcohol is your enemy". Jesus says: "Love your enemy". Case closed

Mom says…

Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.

Forgive and forget?…