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I live my life between "Jesus take the wheel" and "motherfucker, try me".

I live my life between “Jesus take the wheel” and “motherfucker, try me”.

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

Mom says: "Alcohol is your enemy". Jesus says: "Love your enemy". Case closed

Mom says: “Alcohol is your enemy”. Jesus says: “Love your enemy”. Case closed

Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.

Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.