Home Browse Tags Random

Kick

Wake up. Kick ass. Be kind. Repeat.

Wake up…

Sometimes I just want to go back in time and just kick the shit out of myself while yelling “what the hell is wrong with you”.

Sometimes I just want…

You can’t have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.

You can’t have both feet…

WARNING! I have restless leg syndrome and may not be able to stop myself from kicking your ass.

WARNING!…

I could kill you with kindness... But kicking your ass is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness…

Never kick me when I'm down, because when I get back up... you're fucked.

Never kick me…

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place…

If you kick me when I'm down you better pray I don't get up.

If you kick me…

Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it.

Life is about…

Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.

Learn a lesson…