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Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you fucking know everything.
Since you know it all, you should also know when to shut up.
I know my limits. I don’t pay attention to them but I know them.
You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
People are really great as long as you don’t get to know them.
You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.
If you’re testing my waters, you better know how to swim.
I love listening to lies when I know the truth.