Know

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

I am a niceperson once you stop trying to get to know me.

I am a niceperson…

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you fucking know everything.

Unless your name is Google…

Since you know it all, you should also know when to shut up.

Since you know it all…

I know my limits. I don't pay attention to them but I know them.

I know my limits…

You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

You don’t really truly know…

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Everyone seems normal…

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

The trick is…

People are really great as long as you don’t get to know them.

People are really great…

You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.

You know nothing about a woman…