Know

Knowing your wife is in the wrong is one thing... proving she’s in the wrong is just plain stupidity.

Knowing your wife…

If it’s not yours, don't take it. If it’s not right, don’t do it. If it’s not true, don’t say it. If you don’t know, then shut up

If it’s not yours…

Knowing my luck, I'll probably be reincarnated as me again.

Knowing my luck…

I’m too old to get pretend. I know who I am, I own that shit like motherfucker.

I’m too old…

I'm guessing who first called it “common sense” didn't fucking know very many people.

I’m guessing who first…

Immaturity is when you are stupid. Maturity is when you are stupid and you know it.

Immaturity is…

Knoweth thy lane and stayeth the fuck in it.

Knoweth thy lane…

When you meet me, you think I'm quiet. When you talk to me, you wish I was quiet. When you know me, you get scared when I'm quiet.

When you meet me…

Just so you know, nothing goes accidentally in your butt.

Just so you know…

Anyone who knows me knows that me being quiet doesn't mean anything good.

Anyone who knows me…