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Knoweth thy lane and stayeth the fuck in it.

Knoweth thy lane…

When you meet me, you think I'm quiet. When you talk to me, you wish I was quiet. When you know me, you get scared when I'm quiet.

When you meet me…

Just so you know, nothing goes accidentally in your butt.

Just so you know…

Anyone who knows me knows that me being quiet doesn't mean anything good.

Anyone who knows me…

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

I am a niceperson once you stop trying to get to know me.

I am a niceperson…

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you fucking know everything.

Unless your name is Google…

Since you know it all, you should also know when to shut up.

Since you know it all…

I know my limits. I don't pay attention to them but I know them.

I know my limits…

You don’t really truly know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them.

You don’t really truly know…