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Sure I was talking about ice cream when I said “I’ll lick yours if you’ll lick mine”.

Sure I was talking about…

I wish I had as much confidence as my cat does when he licks his ass in the middle of a room full of people.

I wish I had…

I don't care if you lick windows, run into walls or occasionally pee on yourself. You hang in there sunshine. You're friggin' special.

I don’t care…

If you like it you lick it. Everybody knows that.

If you like it you lick it…

The thing about humans, they’ll lick each other’s buttholes but ask for a new fork if it falls on the ground.

The thing about humans…