Light

Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little “go fuck yourself”.

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

When I was young, I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electric bill I am scared of the light.

Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Alan Dundes