Light

You know what’s funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up.

You know what’s funny…

Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Due to recent cutbacks…

I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little "go fuck yourself".

I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE…

Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on.

Stupid people…

When I was young, I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electric bill I am scared of the light.

When I was young…

Throw lamps at people who need to lighten the fuck up.

Throw lamps at people…

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Alan Dundes

Light travels faster…