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The longer I live on this earth the easier it is to understand why geese just randomly attack people.

The longer I live…

I hate when I lose things at work. Like my favorite pen or my fucking will to live.

I hate…

Whenever I tell someone where I live and they say, “OMG that’s so far” I’m like calm down I’m not inviting you.

Whenever I tell someone…

The longer I live, the more I am totally convinced other planets use this planet as an insane asylum.

The longer I live…

I wish pets lived longer, life wasn't so expensive, cake didn't make you fat and people weren't idiots.

I wish pets lived longer…

I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “What the fuck is wrong with you people” every time I leave my house.

I just want to live…

LIVE TODAY LIKE IT IS YOUR LAST DAY! But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn’t.

LIVE TODAY…

Romeo died because of Juliet, Jack died because of Rose. Stay single if you want to live.

Romeo died because of Juliet…