Mad

Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

Dear haters…

Dad bods are fine until you make her mad. Then you’re a fat fuck.

Dad bods are fine…

Don’t be mad at lazy people. They don’t do anything.

Don’t be mad at lazy people…

I wanna be mad rich. But I’m only mad, so I’m half way there.

I wanna be mad rich…

You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.

You know nothing about a woman…

Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I'm either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.

Half of my problems…

When I get mad at someone, I'm silent. Because if I speak my mind, shit is gonna get real.

When I get mad…

People love to watch you fall and they get mad as hell when you get back up stronger.

People love to watch…

I refuse to kiss anybody’s ass, you wanna be mad over some petty shit… Stay mad, because I don’t give a fuck.

I refuse…

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

A quiet man…