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I hate getting mad. It takes me like two and a half years to calm down.

I hate getting mad…

I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday. I don't know. I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something... Sighed heavily. The list goes on.

I hate when people ask me…

This is not a bakery. I don’t sugar coat anything. If you ask for my opinion then that’s what you'll get. Don't be mad when it’s not what you want to hear.

This is not a bakery…

Sometimes people will be mad at you because you are not a lying ass motherfucker like they are.

Sometimes people…

Arguing with me is crazy cause my goal isn't to win. It's to make you as mad as I can.

Arguing with me…

Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

Dear haters…

Dad bods are fine until you make her mad. Then you’re a fat fuck.

Dad bods are fine…

Don’t be mad at lazy people. They don’t do anything.

Don’t be mad at lazy people…

I wanna be mad rich. But I’m only mad, so I’m half way there.

I wanna be mad rich…

You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.

You know nothing about a woman…