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I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday. I don't know. I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something... Sighed heavily. The list goes on.

I hate when people ask me…

This is not a bakery. I don’t sugar coat anything. If you ask for my opinion then that’s what you'll get. Don't be mad when it’s not what you want to hear.

This is not a bakery…

Sometimes people will be mad at you because you are not a lying ass motherfucker like they are.

Sometimes people…

Arguing with me is crazy cause my goal isn't to win. It's to make you as mad as I can.

Arguing with me…

Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at. Just be patient.

Dear haters…

Dad bods are fine until you make her mad. Then you’re a fat fuck.

Dad bods are fine…

Don’t be mad at lazy people. They don’t do anything.

Don’t be mad at lazy people…

I wanna be mad rich. But I’m only mad, so I’m half way there.

I wanna be mad rich…

You know nothing about a woman until she’s drunk and mad at you.

You know nothing about a woman…

Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I'm either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.

Half of my problems…