Make Sure

I don’t always work but when I do, I make sure my boss is around.

I don’t always work…

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers.

Life is short…

Before you start talking shit, make sure your hands have the same fucking energy your mouth does.

Before you start…

If you’re going to rattle my cage, you better make sure I’m padlocked in it.

If you’re going to rattle my cage…