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If you're over 40 it's no longer called masturbation. It's called a system check.

If you’re over 40 it’s no longer called masturbation. It’s called a system check.

Masturbation is the only thing that isn't taxed, regulated, or illegal. That's your "freedom". You're free to go fuck yourself.

Masturbation is the only thing that isn’t taxed, regulated, or illegal. That’s your “freedom”. You’re free to go fuck yourself.