Motherfucker

My personality is somewhere between Mother Teresa and Motherfucker.

My personality…

I live my life between "Jesus take the wheel" and "motherfucker, try me".

I live my life between…

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never…

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Some people ride…

I could never be a politician. I would start every debate with "listen here, motherfucker"

I could never be a politician…

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers…

People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.

People say…

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Studies have shown…

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder…

Once you let mother fuckers slide, they start to think they can iceskate.

Once you let…