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My personality is somewhere between Mother Teresa and Motherfucker.

My personality is somewhere between Mother Teresa and Motherfucker.

I live my life between "Jesus take the wheel" and "motherfucker, try me".

I live my life between “Jesus take the wheel” and “motherfucker, try me”.

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never appreciate the word “FUCK”. Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

I could never be a politician. I would start every debate with "listen here, motherfucker"

I could never be a politician. I would start every debate with “listen here, motherfucker”.

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers… – Robert Kirkman

People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.

People say I act like I don’t give a fuck. Motherfuckers… I’m not acting.

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Sometimes I wonder how I even made it this far. Then I remember I am an awesome motherfucker.

Once you let mother fuckers slide, they start to think they can iceskate.

Once you let mother fuckers slide, they start to think they can iceskate.