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Motherfucker

I'm like 10 people packed into 1 body. Spin the wheel motherfuckers.

I’m like 10 people…

Remember the magic words: "please", "thank you", and "step off motherfucker".

Remember the magic words…

My personality is somewhere between Mother Teresa and Motherfucker.

My personality…

I live my life between "Jesus take the wheel" and "motherfucker, try me".

I live my life between…

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never…

Some people ride the crazy train, I drive that motherfucker.

Some people ride…

I could never be a politician. I would start every debate with "listen here, motherfucker"

I could never be a politician…

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers…

People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.

People say…

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

Studies have shown…