Nap

I plan my whole day around the possibility of a nap.

I plan my whole day…

People say “go big or go home”, as if going home were a bad thing. Hell yeah I wanna go home. And I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.

People say “go big…

Dear naps, I am sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.

Dear naps…

When life knocks you down, stay there and take a nap.

When life knocks you down…

You know you’re getting old when you barely do anything all day, but still need to have a nap to continue to do barely anything.

You know you’re getting old…

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterword.

Sometimes, the amount…