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I don’t need you. One assholein my pants is quite enough.

I don’t need you…

I need a leaf blower but for people.

I need a leaf blower…

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

If you ever need nothing…

I have terrible ideas if you need any.

I have terrible ideas…

There is a great need for a sarcasm font. - Darynda Jones

There is a great need…

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes I need…

Need money for college. Need college for a job. Need a job for money. I wonder who was the mastermind behind this genius system. - Tom Hanks

Need money…

There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the time.

There’s no need…

I say what the fuck needs to be said, not what you want to hear.

I say…

We buy shit we don’t need, with the money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.

We buy…