Negative

Keep your head up. You’re already ugly and broke. Can’t afford to be negative too.

Keep your head up…

I'm not negative. I encourage people people all the time. Usually it's to fuck off but so what? That's great fucking advice.

I’m not negative…

A negative person sees the glass of water as half empty. A positive person sees it as half full. A realistic person adds two shots of whiskey, two cubes of ice and says "cheers".

A negative person…

Some people are life-sucking, energy-draining, negative bags of annoying hell. Kindly avoid them.

Some people…