I hate when people tell me to be myself then get offended when I tell them how fucking dumb I think they are.
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
If I offended you, cry me a river. I’ll bring snacks and a raft. I will literally float down your tears eating chips and working on my tan.
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.