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Guess what happens after you’re offended. Nothing! That’s it! Now be an adult and move on.

Guess what happens…

I’m not easily offended, but I’m easily annoyed.

I’m not easily offended…

Quit getting offended at cuss words. I said “Fuck”, I didn’t smack your baby... Get the fuck over it. Fuck.

Quit getting offended…

I wish offended people would react like fainting goats and quietly tip over.

I wish…

I just want to say to anyone I may have offended yesterday, you can go fuck yourself again today.

I just want to say…

The world is getting too sensitive. Soon I won’t be able to make fun of myself without people getting offended.

The world is getting…

The world is magical place full of people waiting to be offended by something.

The world is magical place…

I hate when people tell me to be myself then get offended when I tell them how fucking dumb I think they are.

I hate when people tell…

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

I would like to apologize…

If you’re offended by the things I say, imagine the stuff I hold back.

If you’re offended…