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All I attract is broken people. Lord, if I’m mechanic just say that.

All I attract is broken people. Lord, if I’m mechanic just say that.

People say “go big or go home”, as if going home were a bad thing. Hell yeah I wanna go home. And I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.

People say “go big or go home”, as if going home were a bad thing. Hell yeah I wanna go home. And I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.

Some people age like wine. Others age like milk.

Some people age like wine. Others age as milk.

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says "DO NOT REPRODUCE".

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says “DO NOT REPRODUCE”.

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. - Bernard Bailey

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. – Bernard Bailey

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I drink to make other people more interesting. – Ernest Hemingway

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

I wouldn’t have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

Don't let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.

Don’t let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.

I learn from mistakes of people who took my advice.

I learn from mistakes of people who took my advice.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. - George Carlin

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. – George Carlin