People

All I attract is broken people. Lord, if I’m mechanic just say that.

People say “go big or go home”, as if going home were a bad thing. Hell yeah I wanna go home. And I’m gonna take a nap when I get there.

Some people age like wine. Others age as milk.

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says “DO NOT REPRODUCE”.

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. – Bernard Bailey

I drink to make other people more interesting. – Ernest Hemingway

I wouldn’t have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

Don’t let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.

I learn from mistakes of people who took my advice.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. – George Carlin