People

The best friendships are built on solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and dislike of the same people.

The best friendships…

Your sobriety has truly demonstrated to me that people don’t need alcohol to be annoying.

Your sobriety…

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

Tact is for people…

I wish people would ask me if I give a fuck before they started talking to me.

I wish people would ask…

My life would be so much easier if I wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are.

My life would be…

Before you rush in and save people, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Before you rush in…

I fucking love straight forward people. No bullshit makes life so much easier.

I fucking love straight…

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

I love waving at random people…

Some people say I’m crazy. I prefer the term "Happy with benefits".

Some people say I’m crazy…

Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.

Last year I joined a support group…