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I got people who love me because I’m me. I got people who hate me for te same reason.

I got people…

I want to be nice but people annoy the ever living shit out of me.

I want to be nice…

Most people can’t tell if I'm being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.

Most people can’t…

Stop complaining about your life. There people out there dating your ex.

Stop complaining…

You know why people like me? I speak the fucking truth. You know why people hate me? I speak the fucking truth. Go figure.

You know why people like me?…

I’m ready for rich people problems. I mastered broke people problems, move me to the next level, please.

I’m ready…

When you die peple cry and beg for you to come back. But when you do there’s the running and screaming.

When you die peple cry…

Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.

Too many people…

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Support bacteria…

THEM: You pissed a lot of people off, what did you do? ME: Told the fucking truth.

THEM: You pissed a lot of people…