Pretend

Pretending to be a functional adult is exhausting.

Let’s pretend I give a shit and leave it at that.

Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

I don’t pretend to be anything I am not… Except for sober, I’ve pretended to be sober a few times.

I pretend to like people everyday. It’s called being an adult. That’s why we’re allowed to buy alcohol.

I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.