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I’m too old to get pretend. I know who I am, I own that shit like motherfucker.

I’m too old…

I am me. I don’t pretend to be like everyone else. I don’t want to be like everyone else. And I will not change who I am just to fit in.

I am me…

Life is too short to pretend you're not into some kinky shit.

Life is too short…

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm an asshole, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don’t pretend…

Pretending to be a functional adult is exhausting.

Pretending to be…

Let’s pretend I give a shit and leave it at that.

Let’s pretend…

Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

Think I am sarcastic?…

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Me pretending…

I don't pretend to be anything I am not... Except for sober, I've pretended to be sober a few times.

I don’t pretend…

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult. That's why we're allowed to buy alcohol.

I pretend…