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Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
I don’t pretend to be anything I am not… Except for sober, I’ve pretended to be sober a few times.
I pretend to like people everyday. It’s called being an adult. That’s why we’re allowed to buy alcohol.
I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.