Psychopath

Them: You’re fucking psychopath. Me: At least I’m on a path. Sort your life out motherfuckers.

Them: You’re fucking psychopath…

I only attract psychopaths. If you've ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

I only attract psychopaths…

I don’t get nearly enough credit for managing not to be a violent psychopath.

I don’t get nearly enough…