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Being able to respond with sarcasm within seconds of a stupid question is a sign of a healthy brain.

Being able to respond…

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell

There are no stupid questions…

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

When people ask…

If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don’t ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. - Tony Rothman

If you ask a stupid question…

Dear life, when I said "can my day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Dear life…

Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.

Alcohol may not be the answer…

Every damn day I ask the same three questions. What the fuck is wrong with people? What the fuck was I thinking? Where the fuck is my drink?

Every damn day…

I’m at the age where fuck you, fuck off, and fuck that answer almost every question I’m asked.

I’m at the age…