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I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic…

My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time. - Darynda Jones

My death will…

I’m just an awkward foul mouthed sarcastic delight.

I’m just an awkward…

My favorite word is "apparently". Makes anything sound sarcastic. He is intelligent, apparently.

My favorite word…

Arguing with me is a waste of time, I’m so sarcastic and nonchalant that it's gonna piss you off even more.

Arguing with me…

If you put an inspirational quote under your selfie, no one can see your narcissism.

If you put an inspirational…

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

My whole life…

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer…

Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

Think I am sarcastic?…

Sargasm: When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.

Sargasm…