Sarcastic

My favorite word is "apparently". Makes anything sound sarcastic. He is intelligent, apparently.

My favorite word…

Arguing with me is a waste of time, I’m so sarcastic and nonchalant that it's gonna piss you off even more.

Arguing with me…

If you put an inspirational quote under your selfie, no one can see your narcissism.

If you put an inspirational…

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

My whole life…

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer…

Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

Think I am sarcastic?…

Sargasm: When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.

Sargasm…

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

When people ask…

I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to become this good at it.

I wasn’t always this sarcastic…

You think I'm sarcastic? You should hear what I don't say.

You think I’m sarcastic?…