Sarcastic

Arguing with me is a waste of time, I’m so sarcastic and nonchalant that it’s gonna piss you off even more.

If you put an inspirational quote under your selfie, no one can see your narcissism.

My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.

Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

Sargasm: When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me many years of dealing with assholes to become this good at it.

You think I’m sarcastic? You should hear what I don’t say.

I am not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I am asleep.