Screw

If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I’d be screwed.

If thought…

When you think you’re screwed, remember we’re all on a big, wet ball floating in the dark.

When you think you’re screwed…

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.

Multitasking…

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex…