Shit Happens

Regrets are for pussies. Shit happens, fucking deal with it.

Regrets are for pussies…

Shit happens. Wipe your ass and move on.

Shit happens…

Shit happens. Every day. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.

Shit happens…

Stop saying “everything happens for a reason” when you fuck up! Shit happens because you let it.

Stop saying…

Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens.

Trust me…

Shit Happens. Just flush it and move on.

Shit Happens…

Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. Then shit happened!

Once upon a time…