Shit Happens

Shit happens. Wipe your ass and move on.

Shit happens. Every day. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.

Stop saying “everything happens for a reason” when you fuck up! Shit happens because you let it.

Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens.

Shit Happens. Just flush it and move on.

Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. Then shit happened!