Shock

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

Sometimes, I shock myself…

If you try to push me down don’t be shocked when it’s you who fall first.

If you try to push me…

My mouth has no filter. I say whatever I please. And most of the time I am just as shocked as you.

My mouth has no filter…

Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.

Some people need…