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Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

If you try to push me down don’t be shocked when it’s you who fall first.

If you try to push me down don’t be shocked when it’s you who fall first.

My mouth has no filter. I say whatever I please. And most of the time I am just as shocked as you.

My mouth has no filter. I say whatever I please. And most of the time I am just as shocked as you.

Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.

Some people need a shock collar and I need the remote.