Sick

When I take a sick day, it’s because I'm sick of you people.

When I take a sick day…

Some people who claim “they’re sick of the drama” crack me up. They caused and keep causing the drama. So are they sick of themselves?

Some people…

I’m not sick, I’m twisted. Sick makes it sound like there is a cure.

I’m not sick…

Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40. They are full of rage and sick of everyone's shit.

Never pick a fight…

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.

Idiots cause stress…