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Whoever sang, ‘Ooh-ooh, child things are gonna get easier’ was lying to that child.

Whoever sang…

You know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don't have to go to fucking work.

You know why…

Never sing in the shower. Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don’t sing.

Never sing…