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Instead of “single” as a marital status, I prefer "independently owned and operated".

Instead of “single” as a marital status, I prefer “independently owned and operated”.

Please stop asking why I’m still single. I don't ask why you’re still married.

Please stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask why you’re still married.

Romeo died because of Juliet, Jack died because of Rose. Stay single if you want to live.

Romeo died because of Juliet, Jack died because of Rose. Stay single if you want to live.

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel.

If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married, you can’t even change the TV channel.

The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.

The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.