Single

99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it.

99% of my socks are single…

Single girls, please stop saying you should give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, please don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.

Single girls, please stop…

Single, because why let someone else ruin your life when you’re perfctly capable of doing it on your own.

Single…

Instead of “single” as a marital status, I prefer "independently owned and operated".

Instead of…

Please stop asking why I’m still single. I don't ask why you’re still married.

Please stop asking…

Romeo died because of Juliet, Jack died because of Rose. Stay single if you want to live.

Romeo died because of Juliet…

If you want to change the world, do it while you're single. Once you're married, you can't even change the TV channel.

If you want to change…

The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.

The longer you stay single…

Being single is lonely. Being in a relationship is stressful. Just talking to people is fucking annoying. You really can’t win.

Being single…