Slut

Am I the only one that gives my neighbors names they don’t know they have? Like "Red truck dude", "Sweet grandma with the rose bush", "The slut across the street".

Am I the only…

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

What’s the difference…

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

Of course life is a bitch…