Smart

You may call it being a smart ass. I call it explaining why you’re an idiot.

You may call it being a smart ass…

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

I could eat…

Sometimes you got to be smart enough to play stupid.

Sometimes you got to be…

If you are going to do something stupid, then at least be smart about it. - Maximus Freeman

If you are going…

We all have that one smart ass friend. Oh whait, that’s me!

We all have…

Well, you’re so smart, read my mind! Why are you still here?

Well, you’re so smart…

The moment you think I’m stupid I’ve already outsmarted you.

The moment you think…

I’m smart enough to know that I make a lot of dumb decisions.

I’m smart enough…

I said I was smart. I never said I had my shit together.

I said I was smart…

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I’ll try being nicer…