Smart

I said I was smart. I never said I had my shit together.

I said I was smart…

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I’ll try being nicer…

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

Sometimes, I shock myself…

I don't think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.

I don’t think we do get smarter…

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers…

It doesn’t matter…

Once you know what's up, be smart and play dumb.

Once you know…

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

We live in the era…

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass…

If you’re going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.

If you’re going to be…