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I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

I don't think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.

I don’t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers… – Robert Kirkman

It doesn’t matter how book smart you are. If you lack logic, reason, and common sense, you’re fucked.

Once you know what's up, be smart and play dumb.

Once you know what’s up, be smart and play dumb.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.

If you’re going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you’re just an ass.

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expression.

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expression.