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Some People

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

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Some people think I hate them. No bro, I don’t even think of you.

Some people think…

Some people inspire my inner crazy to come out and play.

Some people inspire…

Some people say I’m crazy. If that’s true, do you really think fucking with me is a good idea?

Some people say…

Some people are like ads. Just skip them.

Some people…

I can never tell if I’m a huge asshole or really caring because there are some people I’d drop everything for, and some I’d punch in the fucking throat just for looking at me.

I can never tell…

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that.

Some people get weird…

I say “fuck” so much I literally forgot it offends some people.

I say “fuck” so much…

Some people are wise and some are otherwise.

Some people are wise…

I often wonder if some people are assholes just by nature or if they strive hard to achieve that title.

I often wonder…