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Some people age like wine. Others age like milk.

Some people age like wine. Others age as milk.

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says "DO NOT REPRODUCE".

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says “DO NOT REPRODUCE”.

Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I com in.

Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That’s where I com in.

Some people are like birds. You help them fly and once they're in the air they shit on you.

Some people are like birds. You help them fly and once they’re in the air they shit on you.

Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.

Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.

Some people are like prawns. No guts, no spine and a head full of shit, but market value is always high.

Some people are like prawns. No guts, no spine and a head full of shit, but market value is always high.

Some people just drain the fucking nice right out of you.

Some people just drain the fucking nice right out of you.

Some people need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer.

Some people need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer.

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree. They were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree. They were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.

At this point, I’m convinced some people were put on the planet just to test my anger management skills.

At this point, I’m convinced some people were put on the planet just to test my anger management skills.