Some People

My life would be so much easier if I wasn't intelligent enough to realize how fucking stupid some people are.

My life would be…

Some people say I’m crazy. I prefer the term "Happy with benefits".

Some people say I’m crazy…

Some people are like clouds. Once they fuck off, it’s a beautiful day!

Some people…

Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out of the window.

Some people you know…

Some people age like wine. Others age like milk.

Some people age like wine…

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead that says "DO NOT REPRODUCE".

I swear…

Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I com in.

Some people lack…

Some people are like birds. You help them fly and once they're in the air they shit on you.

Some people are like birds…

Some people should use a glue stick instead of chapstick.

Some people should…

Some people are like prawns. No guts, no spine and a head full of shit, but market value is always high.

Some people are…