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Some People

Some people tell me to be myself. But I always get in fucking trouble when I do.

Some people tell…

Some people think I am going crazy. The joke is on them, I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

Some people think…

Some people who claim “they’re sick of the drama” crack me up. They caused and keep causing the drama. So are they sick of themselves?

Some people…

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Support bacteria…

Some people think I hate them. No bro, I don’t even think of you.

Some people think…

Some people inspire my inner crazy to come out and play.

Some people inspire…

Some people say I’m crazy. If that’s true, do you really think fucking with me is a good idea?

Some people say…

Some people are like ads. Just skip them.

Some people…

I can never tell if I’m a huge asshole or really caring because there are some people I’d drop everything for, and some I’d punch in the fucking throat just for looking at me.

I can never tell…

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that.

Some people get weird…