Something

If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

If you can’t say something nice…

I never have to ask "Is it something I said?" It's something I said.

I never have to ask…

If you don't want the truth, don't ask me. If you want something sugarcoated, go eat a donut.

If you don’t want the truth…

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots. - Stephen Hawking

When something is made…

If I said something to offend you, please tell me. I may want to use it again.

If I said something…

Everybody sucks at something.

Everybody sucks…

Always believe that something wonderful will probably never happen.

Always believe…

There's something about saying "fuck this shit" that makes you feel better.

There’s something about saying…

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

You look like…

Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.

Tell me not to do…