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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sound of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Before marrying someone…

I love the sound you make when you shut up.

I love the sound…

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. – Alan Dundes

Light travels faster…

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.

Even duct tape can’t…