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I’ll stop being a sarcastic bastard when you stop being a stupid fuck.

I’ll stop being a sarcastic…

Sometimes, when dealing with people, you can’t help but stop and think, “Yup, I’m about to get my first assault charge!”

Sometimes, when dealing…

Stop complaining about your life. There people out there dating your ex.

Stop complaining…

Once upon a time, someone, somewhere, finally stopped caring and FUCK THIS SHIT was born.

Once upon a time…

I grew up on “stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about”. Followed by “fix your damn face”.

I grew up on…

Someone told me I need to stop using F-bombs. What the fuck is an F-bomb?

Someone told me…

Scientists should stop analyzing animal intelligence and start studying human stupidity.

Scientists should stop…

Do you ever wish you could kill someone, then bring them back to life and say, “See! Stop fucking with me”.

Do you ever wish…

Be yourself. Even if you’re fucking crazy. Stop worrying about normal people judging your cool weird ass.

Be yourself…

There’s no award for being stupid so stop competing.

There’s no award…