Swearing

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. - Finley Peter Dunne

Swearing…

MY VOCABULARY: 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

MY VOCABULARY…

I hate it when people tell me that swearing isn't necessary. I am fucking vulgar not stupid and I know it isn't fucking necessary. But it is very fucking satisfying.

I hate it…

SWEARING. Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it.

“SWEARING IS UNATTRACTIVE”…

They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.

They say swearing is…

SWEARING. Because sometimes "gosh darn" and "meanie head" just don't cover it.

SWEARING…

Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.

Don’t judge,,,