Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. – Finley Peter Dunne
MY VOCABULARY: 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.
I hate it when people tell me that swearing isn’t necessary. I am fucking vulgar not stupid and I know it isn’t fucking necessary. But it is very fucking satisfying.
“SWEARING IS UNATTRACTIVE”. I’m not attractive anyway, so fuck off.
They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.
SWEARING. Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it.
Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.
