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Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. - Finley Peter Dunne

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. – Finley Peter Dunne

MY VOCABULARY: 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

MY VOCABULARY: 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

I hate it when people tell me that swearing isn't necessary. I am fucking vulgar not stupid and I know it isn't fucking necessary. But it is very fucking satisfying.

I hate it when people tell me that swearing isn’t necessary. I am fucking vulgar not stupid and I know it isn’t fucking necessary. But it is very fucking satisfying.

SWEARING. Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it.

“SWEARING IS UNATTRACTIVE”. I’m not attractive anyway, so fuck off.

They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.

They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.

SWEARING. Because sometimes "gosh darn" and "meanie head" just don't cover it.

SWEARING. Because sometimes “gosh darn” and “meanie head” just don’t cover it.

Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.

Don’t judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones. Those fuckers are up to something.