Thing

If there is one thing I’ve learned in life it’s that people are confusing as fuck.

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

I don’t always do the wrong thing, but when I do, it’s the wrongiest of all the wrongs that ever wronged.

You know that thing inside your head that keeps you from saying stuff you probably shouldn’t? Yeah, mine’s broken

Every bad thing that happens today is a direct result of choosing to get out of bed.