Tired

I am so tired of people telling me, “do what makes you happy”. Everything that would make me happy is illegal.

There are people in life you could never get tired of hitting with a shovel.

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.

MY 4 MOODS: I’m too old for this shit, I’m too tired for this shit, I’m too sober for this shit, I don’t have time for this shit.

Word of the day: EXHAUSTIPATED. Too tired to give a shit.