Toes

Relationship status: My pinky toe gets banged more than I do.

Relationship status…

When I bang my toe against something, it’s like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

When I bang my toe…

The toes you step on today may be connected to the foot in your ass tomorrow.

The toes you step on…

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.

Be careful…