Home     Browse     Tags     Random

Toilet

Patience is like a toilet roll – the bigger asshole you are dealing with, the quicker it runs out.

Patience is like a toilet roll – the bigger asshole you are dealing with, the quicker it runs out.

I don’t care if people talk shit about me. I was raised to flush shit down the toilet, not play with it.

I don’t care if people talk shit about me. I was raised to flush shit down the toilet, not play with it.

First rule of house cleaning while listening to power ballads: The toilet brush is never the microphone.

First rule of house cleaning while listening to power ballads: The toilet brush is never the microphone.

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a when you are having diarrhea is better.