Trainwreck

At least I’m a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.

At least I’m a fun hot mess…

No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes, I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

No, I don’t need to walk…

Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

Life is…