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Some people tell me to be myself. But I always get in fucking trouble when I do.

Some people tell…

Don’t lead, I'll wander off bored. Don't follow. I'll get you lost. Walk beside me and help me cause trouble.

Don’t lead…

On the day I was born angels looked into my cozy little crib, gazed upon my cherubic face and declared 'this one going to be trouble'.

On the day I was born…

Troubles are like dicks. Everybody thinks they got the biggest.

Troubles…

The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.

The trouble…

My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expression.

My smart mouth…