Understand

I never understand men who pay dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong, mate.

I never understand men…

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.

I wish my life had…

I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.

I don’t understand…

Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Trying to understand…

I don’t understand why drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me.

I don’t understand…

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Don’t try to understand women…