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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

The older I get…

Don’t be the bigger person today. Be the person that helps them understand that sometimes when you fuck around you find out.

Don’t be the bigger person…

You would lose your mind trying to understand mine.

You would lose your mind…

I never understand men who pay dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong, mate.

I never understand men…

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.

I wish my life had…

I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it.

I don’t understand…

Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Trying to understand…

I don’t understand why drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me.

I don’t understand…

Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Don’t try to understand women…