Urge

Sargasm: When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.

Sargasm…

Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Wherever you go…

When I feel down and someone tells me to "Suck it up" I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then say "Walk it off".

When I feel down…

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it. and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

FUCK FACE…

Do you ever feel the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking?

Do you ever feel…

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

Behind every man…