Vodka

Don’t tell me to make myself at home then act surprised when I take off my pants and drink all your vodka.

Don’t tell me…

I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn vodka into bad decisions and total fucking mayhem.

I can’t turn water into wine…

If life gives you lemons, add vodka.

If life gives you lemons…

Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka and fly.

Don’t worry, don’t cry…