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If we are ever in a situation where I am the “voice of reason” then we are in a very very bad situation.

If we are ever in a situation…

I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "Haha good one!", and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

I wake up everyday…

Half of my problems are caused by my tone of voice and sarcasm. Everyone thinks I'm either mad, arguing or just an asshole. While actually, I’m just talking.

Half of my problems…

You know that voice in the back of your head that tells you not to do something? Mine bets me five dollars I can’t!

You know that voice…