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When people say they slept like a baby, does that mean they woke up 3 times that night screaming and shit their pants?

When people say they slept like a baby, does that mean they woke up 3 times that night screaming and shit their pants?

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

Don't like me? Cool. I don't wake up every day to impress you.

Don’t like me? Cool. I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.