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There’s no need to drive me crazy. I’m close enough to walk.

There’s no need to drive me crazy…

I don’t walk on eggsshels for anybody. I stomp on those motherfuckers.

I don’t walk on eggsshels…

Don’t lead, I'll wander off bored. Don't follow. I'll get you lost. Walk beside me and help me cause trouble.

Don’t lead…

No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes, I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

No, I don’t need to walk…

No need to drive me crazy, I can walk from here.

No need to drive me crazy…

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen

I like long walks…

When I feel down and someone tells me to "Suck it up" I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then say "Walk it off".

When I feel down…

I don't always walk the walk, or even talk the talk. But if you want someone who can drink the drink, I'm totally there for you.

I don’t always walk the walk…

Some people handle stress with yoga, meditation and long walks. I handle it with sarcasm, beer and telling people to fuck off.

Some people handle stress…

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

I don’t know if social media…