If you’re testing my waters, you better know how to swim.
Dr’s say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won’t give a damn how old you look.
Have you ever looked at someone and just imagined holding their head under water? Oh, me neither.
If you hold a person underwater long enough, they stop being an asshole.
Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on see-saw…
71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.
