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Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.

Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.

If you’re testing my waters, you better know how to swim.

If you’re testing my waters, you better know how to swim.

Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won't give a damn how old you look.

Dr’s say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won’t give a damn how old you look.

I feel like water solves all problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Clear face? Drink water. Tired of a person? Drown them.

I feel like water solves all problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Clear face? Drink water. Tired of a person? Drown them.

Have you ever looked at someone and just imagined holding their head under water? Oh, me neither.

Have you ever looked at someone and just imagined holding their head under water? Oh, me neither.

If you hold a person underwater long enough, they stop being an asshole.

If you hold a person underwater long enough, they stop being an asshole.

Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on see-saw…

Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on see-saw…

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.

71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.