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Humans are 85% water and 15% of idiot meat.
If you’re testing my waters, you better know how to swim.
Dr’s say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won’t give a damn how old you look.
I feel like water solves all problems. Want to lose weight? Drink water. Clear face? Drink water. Tired of a person? Drown them.
Have you ever looked at someone and just imagined holding their head under water? Oh, me neither.
If you hold a person underwater long enough, they stop being an asshole.
Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems like it’s impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on see-saw…
71% of our planet is covered by water. 28,9 is covered by fucking idiots.