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Whiskey

It’s better to be full of whiskey than full of shit.

It’s better to be full of whiskey…

A negative person sees the glass of water as half empty. A positive person sees it as half full. A realistic person adds two shots of whiskey, two cubes of ice and says "cheers".

A negative person…

The glass can be half empty or half full as long as there’s whiskey in it.

The glass can be…