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WIFE: I have blisters on my hands from the broom. HUSBAND: Next time take the car, silly.
WIFE: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.
Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.
Women won’t date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.
The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.