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Husband hack: Next time you’re in a fight with your wife, start undressing. She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep.

Husband hack…

WIFE: I have blisters on my hands from the broom. HUSBAND: Next time take the car.

WIFE…

WIFE: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.

WIFE…

Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops.

Marriage is a workshop…

Women won't date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.

Women won’t date…

The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.

The longer you stay single…

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

Never laugh…

A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.

A wife is like…