I may look calm but in my head I’ve punched you in the face five times.
Treat others the way you want to be treated. Except fuckfaces. Treat them like fuckfaces.
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.
Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.
My smart mouth always gets me in trouble, and if it’s not my mouth, it’s my facial expression.
I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.