Funny about getting older, your eyesight may weaken yet you can see through people much better.
If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you. – Billy Wilder
Life is so much funnier if you have a dirty mind.
When you’re a child you make funny faces at the mirror. In middle age, the mirror gets even.
MIND: Don’t even say shit. Just let it go. It’s not worth it. MOUTH: I just find it funny how…
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.
Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.